FLORHAM PARK, NEW JERSEY - JUNE 9: Quarterback Aaron Rodgers #8 of the New York Jets talks to reporters after the teams OTAs at Atlantic Health Jets Training Center on June 9, 2023 in Florham Park, New Jersey. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)

Jets Preseason Propaganda Equals Jets Super Bowl Implications

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The New York Jets are back, I’m back, and Aaron Rodgers is here to stay with smiles and all. Hope you had quick fingers if you were planning on attending the first week of preseason camp. Every ticket sold out within three minutes of the first day they were put online for sale. I cannot imagine the demand for preseason camp tickets were this hot of a commodity over the last 20 years for Jets Football. If I were to guess, it may have something to do with one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time being our Chief and Commander.

Over the past week, the New York Jets reported to camp, earlier than all other 31 teams in the NFL, and look like they are having the time of their lives. I am talking secret handshakes, celebration dances after touchdowns, and all-around brotherly bonding that was needed in New York. The New York Jets social media team has not left our fanbase with a shortage of content. Garret Wilson is out here showing off his wondrous athletic ability, Sauce has been making all our receivers pay with his hands that seem to be magnetized to the ball, and Izzy Abracadabra is making a splash amongst the One’s as well.

Being a Jets fan for my entire life, you can imagine I have seen some sh*t throughout my tenure of disappointment. If I could define what vibe each team in the past has had with one word, that word would be… Lost. Football, in my eyes, is a sport of identity. You practice how you play, and you play how you carry yourself. This team that has been assembled at Florham Park has shown that they are identifying with the pronouns of Hun/Gry. After viewing recent press conferences with all our players, I have seen the unanimous agreement that each player knows we are here to win this year. They understand where the ceiling is on both sides of the ball and most importantly, they know what needs to be done for our fanbase.

Now, I know there is speculation amongst the team because we will be featured in this years Hard Knocks. But I’ve seen it once and I know history repeats itself when I say this team can do serious damage, like the 2010 NY Jets. The only difference here is that we have a leader who can get it done, who is surrounded by a top five defense and a youthful offense that is running on all cylinders every day of the week. Call me King Propaganda, but I know what this team can do; coming off last season’s eight wins, accompanied by four different quarterbacks throughout the season. IN JOE DOUGLAS, WE TRUST!

Your Pal,

Guyzo Frank

P.S. I have some Future Bets I am willing to share.

  1. New York Jets Super Bowl Champions +1800 (Are you surprised?)
  2. Garret Wilson Over 1500 Receiving Yards +700 (Lock)

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