‘No Mas Chenko’ Joins The Fight For Ukraine

Former three-division boxing champion and one of the best pound-for-pound fighters in the world, Vasiliy Lomachenko, has joined the Belgorod-Dnestrovsky territorial defense battalion in his hometown of Bilhorod-Dnistrovskyi, Ukraine.

Lomachenko announced this yesterday on his Facebook account, days after the beginning of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Lomachenko was reportedly vacationing in Greece at the outbreak of war, and after having his flight back to Ukraine delayed, flew into Bucharest and traveled through Romania to reach his hometown.

This news comes on the heels of the boxing hall of fame Klitschko Brothers announcing their intent to take up arms to defend their homeland. Vitali Klitschko, Mayor of Kyiv and former heavyweight champ and his brother Wladimir Klitschko, also a former heavyweight champion, have been public figures in Ukraine since their respective retirements. Now, these juiced up mongoloids plan to take up arms with their city’s defense battalion as the invasion rolls on.

Also, the brothers were reportedly included on a hit-list of 23 Ukrainian officials and public figures that Putin had sent mercenaries into Kyiv to assassinate.

If Putin is as much of a man as he claims to be, he’ll compete in a round robin against the three Ukrainian champions for the fate of the country. After being suspended as honorary president of the International Judo Federation, I’m not sure what else he can do to save face. Otherwise, he can take a Tsar Bomba and shove it up his own ass.

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